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PostSubject: You Might be a Redneck/Hippy If...   Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:39 pm

So I figured this would be the best medicine in the world for my anger issues with my roomy. Granted yes; I will not lie I am being a bit...I guess prejudice...but once you live with one of these people I think this list will bring way more smiles out of people. So here is my list and feel free to add on if you think you can.

You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You smell funny and have long hair (can be dreads).
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...When you shower it's for only about 5 to 10 minutes, but don't come out any cleaner then when you first walked in.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you are fairly politically oriented and are up-to-date on current news from around the world and in the states.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you have some knowledge on history but...you find yourself frequently at odds with others on the true details of the historical events you speak of.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you are always talking and constantly following people around telling them about the current political events happening in Georgia (the country) or anything else that they may really not care about and go on and on about it, hopping from one topic to the next some how linking it all together.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you make a compost pile in your kitchen, but don't exactly know why you are doing it, just know that it's good for the environment...
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you always try and recycle...but nothing you recycle is exactly up to the standards of what the recycling centers would like you to do with your recyclables. For example that Soymilk jug you rinsed out, but recapped instead of leaving uncapped. Ye-ah, moths shouldn't fly out of old jugs if they are truly clean.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you rarely do dishes and about the only time you do is when you cook a meal that will last you a week or two.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...the kitchen was spotless before you walked in...and it looks like a war-zone now!
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you hear the T.V. on you walk out of your room to talk with your roommies and assume they watch the show on a regular basis and ask about it...when they aren't really watching it (or could be just flipping through channels). Then proceed on to talk about the series or some other show and how good it is and why you like it etc, etc.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...your toilet bowl is alive!
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you buy groceries as if it were a cold war!
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you didn't notice the milk or eggs were bad because you never keep track of the expiration dates of things and wondered why they tasted/smelled funny or had chunks of stuff in them.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you have piles of garbage scattered about your room or complex.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...If you do three months worth of laundry in the same day. If you don't have a dryer you hang your undies up with the rest of your clothes on the clothesline possibly neatly attached to the bottom of your jeans while the sun is setting or already gone down.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You can count the number of friends you have on a finger or two possibly, if you're lucky, a hand.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You can't find the floor of your room/house because of all the garbage and dirty/clean clothes strewn about.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You hardly leave your place of residence except when you go to work, are invited out, or something of that nature.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you believe in aliens (claimed to be abducted or no), Bigfoot, Jackalopes, Big Brother, etc.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you cook your food relatively Vegan or Vegetarian even claim to be either, but if someone else cooks meat, it's okay for you to eat it.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you cook food that smells rather appetizing until people see it or know what it is.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You have a computer and have Linex installed on it, because you think it is easier, efficient, and better.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You can't hold a job very well or can't even get one for a very, very, very, very, very, long time because you refuse to use the internet as a resource, don't really call places back you have applied at, or it could possibly be no one wants a socially-inept Redneck/Hippy!
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You discover your roommates have been calling you 'Jackalope' - because just like a Jackalope a Redneck/Hippy shouldn't exist.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You don't want to use Internet Explorer or any Microsoft products because you are paranoid Microsoft will spy on you!
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You can't figure out why no girl has ever liked you, why you can never get a date... or get laid.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...it is obvious you don't know the meaning of the word "Sanitary".
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You tend to state the obvious even when people have things pretty well figured out.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...You claim you are not racist or prejudice in the least yet you feel we should shoot all the illegal immigrants that come into our country and tell plenty of inappropriate jokes (like at your place of work)...especially race related ones such as Jew jokes, because those seem to be your favorite out of all.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...No one ever seems to be able to give you a more detailed reason of, "You weren't doing your job," when you are informed you were fired.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you wear a pentacle but don't exactly practice Wiccan or any kind of Pagan religions.
You might be a Redneck/Hippy if...you are an utter germaphobe yet you live in filth.

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