Lady Gwendolynn O'Danaan Admin
Registration date : 2008-03-31 Location : Mary Esther, FL Number of posts : 805
| Subject: Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:39 am | |
| Someone from Paganspace.net sent me this and I found it humorous enough to be shared with more. So, enjoy!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8 Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera. | |
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TwilightInsanity Grove Master
Registration date : 2008-06-21 Location : Gainesville Florida U.S.A. Number of posts : 654
| Subject: Re: Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:03 am | |
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Lady Gwendolynn O'Danaan Admin
Registration date : 2008-03-31 Location : Mary Esther, FL Number of posts : 805
| Subject: Re: Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:56 am | |
| I do to. I totally want to do the first one. XD Cause it would be too funny. Cause you're not really impersonating a cop, it just looks like your clocking peoples speed. lol | |
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TwilightInsanity Grove Master
Registration date : 2008-06-21 Location : Gainesville Florida U.S.A. Number of posts : 654
| Subject: Re: Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:01 am | |
| i already do stuff similar to most of these.... | |
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Nataku Adept
Registration date : 2008-04-02 Number of posts : 174
| Subject: Re: Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:09 am | |
| i skip. i admit it. walking is too slow and running is too fast | |
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