o.o'

i'd not... >.>

natu, granted. you are a girl. and you get raped by a burly, stnky, fat drunkard of a man. only to find out that it is actualy a woman with a beard.

i wish i could think.

hahaha

You manage to be able to think
but it overloads your brain and you can no longer stop thinking or you will die

heh...

lol

I wish for some money

granted. you managed to scrap together a money-printing achine. but you and up getting so rich that several gangs, and the FBI, and the CIA all come after your ass. taking a living as an outlaw, you survive by hopping trains and living off whatever yoiu can find for the next 30 years. you are eventualy eaten by a wild bear whilst being stranded due to an accident where you boarded the wrong train and the hobos who claimed that cart prior threw you overboard into the wilds. you meet a terrible and bloody end, and a wasted life.

i wish i could resolve my issues with my girlfriend.

Granted. all your issues seem to fix themselves with your girlfriend. Though other strange things seem to happen and your relationship slowly falls apart as the two of you slowly just seem to drift away from one another.

wish I had something to eat

heh... story of my life...

granted, you are locked in a room with a single poisonous apple. one bite and you will die.

i wish that thanksgiving food was finally all gone. T_T

Granted : it seems like all the thanks giving food is gone. though you now cant seem to find any other edable item in the house at all. You are then forced into canabalisium to survive....

wished I had more thanks giving food
lol

i already am adjusted to cannabalism. ^_^ i have never killed anyone and ate them, but i have eaten tiny bites of human flesh and like the taste. o.o even got passe dthe gag-reflex.

granted. you can have mine. but you end up having a heart attack from eating too much.

i wish i had a new laptop now that mine broke! T_T

Granted! On your birthday you receive an annoymous large gift at your doorstep. It is a brand new laptop, the newest and best with everything almost imaginable as far as computer programs go. However as you come to later realize, you can't install any games on the computer for some odd reason, and you keep getting weird pop-up porn adds which eventually overload the computer causing a virus affect and inevitably breaking it once more.

I wish I was a lesbian! XD

granted. you get kidnapped and enslaved by a lesbian woman who torments you and breaks you down until you are so mentally disturbed that you are dependant on her. she rapes you every night, and pretty much makes you her bitch. you are so used to her after a few years that the idea of doing it with menbecomes sickening, and you become lesbian.

i wish that i could afford to get medicine for bronchitus... iii-_- i've never had it before, and it sucks ass!

Granted! You manage to find some money on the street in an envelope which is just enough to get the medicine you need for your Bronchitis. The medicine works however a month later you lose your voice again and it turns out the medicine had an adverse affect and now you've lost your original voice completely!

I wish I had an attractive man that took care of me. XD