Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

Subject: Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:39 am

Someone from Paganspace.net sent me this and I found it humorous enough to be shared with more. So, enjoy!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8 Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

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"For many are called, but few are chosen" - Matthew 22:14 ver. New American Standard.
"Though my soul is born from darkness, it shall rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly, to be fearful of the night". Unknown
"On those nights that I gazed upon the full moon in longing it was always you that my heart was calling and it is now I realize you are the one." - me

heheheh, i love this! XD

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"Only in our vulnerability is there true power. And that power is life itself."

"What are ghosts but sad memories? We are all being haunted, whether we choose to acknowledge it or not. Our regrets and our fears are always with us."

I am like everybody, and nobody is quite like me.

The question is not why. The question is why not.

I long to be Limitless again...

I do to. I totally want to do the first one. XD Cause it would be too funny. Cause you're not really impersonating a cop, it just looks like your clocking peoples speed. lol

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"For many are called, but few are chosen" - Matthew 22:14 ver. New American Standard.
"Though my soul is born from darkness, it shall rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly, to be fearful of the night". Unknown
"On those nights that I gazed upon the full moon in longing it was always you that my heart was calling and it is now I realize you are the one." - me

i already do stuff similar to most of these.... Embarassed

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"Only in our vulnerability is there true power. And that power is life itself."

"What are ghosts but sad memories? We are all being haunted, whether we choose to acknowledge it or not. Our regrets and our fears are always with us."

I am like everybody, and nobody is quite like me.

The question is not why. The question is why not.

I long to be Limitless again...

Adept Registration date: 2008-04-02 Number of posts: 174

i skip. i admit it. walking is too slow and running is too fast

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It is the end of all hope
To lose the child, the faith
To end all the innocence
To be someone like me