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 Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch

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Lunacin
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PostSubject: Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch   Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:32 pm
Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch


13. I live for persecution!
12. I'm a night person at heart.
11. We respect our elders...and alders, and willows and oaks.
10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil.
9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day!
8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows.
7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead).
6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback...
5. Double the deities, double the fun!
4. We get more holidays.
3. Brooms get great mileage.
2. We were here first!
1. BELTANE!!!

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Though Me Soul Is set In Darkness
It Will Rise In Perfect Light
I Have Loved Under The Stars To Fondly
To Be Fearful Of The Night

The wise will always pretend not to be.
The truly wise will know they are not pretending!
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PostSubject: Re: Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch   Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:45 pm
hahaha! XD beltane is quite the attractive reason... Rolling Eyes ^///^ a holiday wher eit is excusable to sleep with somene other than your designated life partner? YAY!

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"Only in our vulnerability is there true power. And that power is life itself."

"What are ghosts but sad memories? We are all being haunted, whether we choose to acknowledge it or not. Our regrets and our fears are always with us."

I am like everybody, and nobody is quite like me.

The question is not why. The question is why not.

I long to be Limitless again...
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Nataku
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PostSubject: Re: Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch   Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:19 pm
TwilightInsanity wrote:
hahaha! XD beltane is quite the attractive reason... Rolling Eyes ^///^ a holiday wher eit is excusable to sleep with somene other than your designated life partner? YAY!


ill pass

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It is the end of all hope
To lose the child, the faith
To end all the innocence
To be someone like me
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PostSubject: Re: Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch   Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:41 am
oh, com eon, i was only joking! ^.^ (not that i need an excuse anyway...)

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"Only in our vulnerability is there true power. And that power is life itself."

"What are ghosts but sad memories? We are all being haunted, whether we choose to acknowledge it or not. Our regrets and our fears are always with us."

I am like everybody, and nobody is quite like me.

The question is not why. The question is why not.

I long to be Limitless again...
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