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Lunacin
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PostSubject: Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch   Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:32 am

Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch


13. I live for persecution!
12. I'm a night person at heart.
11. We respect our elders...and alders, and willows and oaks.
10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil.
9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day!
8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows.
7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead).
6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback...
5. Double the deities, double the fun!
4. We get more holidays.
3. Brooms get great mileage.
2. We were here first!
1. BELTANE!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch   Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:45 pm

hahaha! XD beltane is quite the attractive reason... Rolling Eyes ^///^ a holiday wher eit is excusable to sleep with somene other than your designated life partner? YAY!
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PostSubject: Re: Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch   Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:19 am

TwilightInsanity wrote:
hahaha! XD beltane is quite the attractive reason... Rolling Eyes ^///^ a holiday wher eit is excusable to sleep with somene other than your designated life partner? YAY!

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PostSubject: Re: Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch   Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:41 pm

oh, com eon, i was only joking! ^.^ (not that i need an excuse anyway...)
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